Week 10 Reading Diary B: Downer Ending

Man, Duryo is really a jerk. Here Dhrita wants to throw Krishna a freakin party, and Duryo's just like, mwa ha ha, let's kidnap him! Take a day off man. Oh, wait, he's a crazy powerful god. Okay, plan over, bye bye Krishna have a safe trip.

Oh, Karna, you're only going to attack ONE of my sons? Oh wow, thanks, you're such a dear.

Ah, and here's the Bhagavad Gita!

That was weird how Karna wouldn't fight as long as Bhishma was fighting. Like, cuz he was mad at him? Wouldn't that be all the more reason to fight him?

Man, this battle is crazy. Krishna's running around, demon sons and reincarnated women warriors, Bhishma gets distracted, oops! You dead.

Aww. poor Abhimanyu. Arjuna mad now.

Wow, that's gotta be a pretty big discus.

Okay - so Karna, you have a weapon that CANNOT  fail. You were smart, and said hey, I'm gonna save this for Arjuna, the baddest warrior they've got. Then, you were stupid, and wasted it on someone else. Stick to your goals, man.


WOOOWWW, really not cool. Like, if you're gonna lie anyway, what was the point of killing the elephant named Ashwatthaman? That just seems really.. childish. And then, like, whispering under your breath "the elephant" so you're not technically lying - come on bro, you're lying. I mean, you are intentionally lying your ass off in order to, oh yeah, kill the guy point blank unarmed whammo dead. But seriously though, that's how little kids lie - whisper the untold bit under your breath. I expected better. Bad form.

Ooookayyy, and it gets more effed up... This is like, prison rules. I mean it's a war, but still...

Kinda convenient to blame it all on karma. I don't know, I kinda feel for Duryodhana at the end there...

Okay, how do you mistake a metal statue for a person? I think there's a bad case of the stupid going around in this family.

Man, this is a downer ending.

Oh damn, he's still not dead? Jeez that sucks. I don't think I would give my enemy tips and tricks on ruling my kingdom as I was dying. I'd be more like, F you.


Dude, what the what??? It was already enough of a downer ending, then we get people dying in fires, cities drowning, civil wars, Krishna is killed by a hunter who thinks he's a BIRD??? This is just.. I can't.. no.