Duryodhana needs to give it up. Obsessed much? And obviously, he just can't ever do anything right. He's like the villain in a kids' cartoon - every week he comes up with a new evil plot, which we all know is going to fail, and he never seems to realize he should just give up and get a hobby.
What's with all the mysterious deer? The golden deer, the sex-having god deer, now this deer... why can't there be a mysterious lizard or a god posing as a pigeon?
Wow, that's smart. I mean, to be fair, if I heard a voice come out of a lake, I would just think someone was playing a joke on me, or at worst that I was hearing things, and I wouldn't really answer it either. But, these people are coming from a place where they deal with gods and demons and stuff, so you would think they would be a little more receptive to a magic talking lake. And then, of course, after the first brother dies, HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE??? Like, why would the others just ignore their dead brother's carcass dangling over the side of the lake? Would they not think to be a little more cautious after that?
And how did that conversation go? "Uh, hey dad? Why are my brothers dead?" "Oh, they wouldn't answer my questions." "Umm... okay, but I did." "Yes, you're a good boy. Run along now." "Umm... do you think you could bring my brothers back to life?" "Oh, very well." Poof poof!
Wow, how did Yudhishthira get that gig? I mean, he just gets to hang out and play dice (sure that's a good idea?) with the king, while his brothers are a cook, a cowherd, and a stableboy. Ouch.
And Draupadi is a hairdresser. lol. Why is this starting to feel like some sort of sitcom?
Ooh.. god, Draupadi gets a raw deal. Bhima SQUEEZES a guy to death? Like, what?
Go go action Arjuna.
Damn, he musta thrown those dice hard to draw blood.
Oh, hey, didn't know you were awesome, sorry I assaulted you with dice. Have my daughter.
Hmm, choose Krishna or his million soldiers. Smells like a trap... bet Duryodhana's pretty pleased with himself.. for now, da da daaa!
Double agent. I mean, would you really want someone loyal to the other side to begrudgingly join your army because of a promise? That just sounds like a recipe for stupid.
Dhritarashtra needs to sack up. I don't know what Duryo's problem is, but Dhrita should really listen to, like, everyone else and not do this war. But alas, then there would not be a story.
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